CHUCK IN A BOX

….I now pronounce you Partner & Partner?; or … how about, I now pronounce you legally wed? Bwhahaha yeah right, in Vah-juhn-yah. AIN’T.GONNA.HAPPEN!  So, Keith, my other half, decided he didn’t like being my ‘partner’ in the About Me section sooo I’m setting the record straight (pun intended).

Memorial Day week of 2006, I was officially married to this man:

Back Off! He's Mine!

Now regrettably, we had to go to a different country for that to happen.  We had a nice ceremony in Canada; stayed in the Konica Minolta Toweroverlooking Niagara Falls; and had a really swell time!  I was actually shocked at how non-chalant the people were about the fact that two men were coming to get married.  I’ll never forget Keith’s comment, “Welcome to a civilized country.”  Everyone we met was so cool with it – the border guard, the waitstaff at Applebee’s and other restaurants, the nice lady at City Hall (where we got our license), EVERYONE was just so matter-of-fact about it.

Sadly, we’re not valid in this country….I know, I know – all those heterosexual couples from Canada, EU, South America, Asia, etc. ALL have to get re-married when they come to this country to live and/or work – ohhhh wait a tick – they don’t!  That’s riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. /sarcasm.

Well, the whole point of this post was just to let everyone know that Keith John Redden-McAllister is my LEGALLY (that’s right naysayers!) wed husband.

Now I’ll get a frantic call yelling at me for posting that picture but … guess what….IT’S STAYING THERE!

EDIT:  8/1/08 – Yes, he made me change the picture. LOL.